So there you are reading your book out on the porch, things are good, you're relaxed and then you're girlfriend comes out waving what looks like a...ewwww! And next thing you know you're shouting soup. I can't wait to see his revenge...
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The secretary look is a tried & tested way to drive men crazy. Get a damn fine looking girl, as you've got here, put her in a white shirt, pencil skirt, stockings and some glasses, then let her strip to her underwear! Hey presto, instant hawtness!
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Who says rap music's all about swearing, guns, chatting sh_t, jiggling butts and the objectification of women? This muthafunker that's who. So f_ck some sh_t up and stack it on top of yo' momma. Word to your lolz.
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NEVER make a bet you won't follow thru on! A buzzcut wouldn't exactly be the first kind of shave that I'd bet my girlfriend, but to each his own. The thing is if a girl looks good with a skin head then you know she is a babe!
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If a huge crane collapses and there's a camera to film it, does it make a for awesome footage & horrendous sounds? Yeah, it does.
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The Catch of the day Skyler is looking uber hot in fishnets as she shakes her money-maker up just fine in this webcam clip. By all indications the fishing is top-notch in these waters. This is one catch i could never throw back!
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Taryn shows of her incredible body in a sexy fishnet outfit in this cam clip, I'm starting to think that maybe all women's clothing should be made from fishnet, all those in favor say Arrr Matey!!
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I wouldn't mind being stuck on a desert island with this honey, in fact I'd pay good money to be stuck on a deserted island with her, just imagine the good times, as long as there was no island monster or weird people called the Others...
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Ah, a robot girlfriend, I've always wanted one of those. All my "Weird Science" fantasies come to life. As long as she doesn't go all "blade runner" and start talking glittering attack ships off the shoulder of Harrison Ford. Jeez.
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Views: 157 | Comments: 0
One of the best scenes from the original British version of The Office (i hate to say it but the US version pales in comparision to this masterpiece!), the annoying IT guy bigs himself up! Total NERDCORE!
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I might not be a fan of the obnoxious Kate Perry, but i'm absolutely digging the subject matter ! I dunno what it is, but the thought of saliva-swapping cuties always gets me wondering what the taste of Cherry Chapstick is like - SCHWING?
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Let’s get serious for a moment. The new Karate Kid – what the Bejesus fuck is going on with that? It’s in China, the kid’s still an embryo, there’s Star Wars references, Jackie Chan’s Mr. Miyagi? WHY!? Who would let this happen?
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Do men ignore what you're saying and gawp at you chest? Do you find it hard to get them to treat you as an equal instead of an object? Well, get used to it love, unless of course you take some RADICAL action - OMFG!!!
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After we take too long to flip your car over, we can patch up that window we broke for a small additional fee, it's all part of the service!
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Views: 145 | Comments: 0
You wouldn't think that watching a girl go through an exercise routine would be something terribly alluring, but this is no ordinary girl. I bet that watching Carmen vacuum a carpet would be the highlight of my day. But that's just me.. or is it?
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Don't you just hate it when people tell you they have an iPhone, but really it's just a cr#ppy iPod touch! How dare they even begin to believe you would assume they are cool...I mean, an Apple product - UGGH!
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It's a familiar story of a woman wanting to become a glamour model, spending £3000 on a FF breast job, then her nipples give way to 5 pounds of silicon. Now she's got bewbs that look like wrinkly nutsacks. We live and learn.
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Views: 350 | Comments: 0
Killer sexy blonde Elise does a wonderful job of showing the goods as she prances and dances in her undies for the webcam - Proof that you can never have too much of a good thing!
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Views: 2,093 | Comments: 0
